Goodbye Old Unfaihful

Dear Gray Volvo 240GL,

Today is the last day I'll be you owner, for I have donated you and tomorrow a tow truck from the KCET department will come and take you away from me for ever. You are the only car I didn't wreck or fuck up to the point beyond repair. We had many a long drive to MGA and back again. You served me well. But sometimes not so well, you cost me lots of money to fix, and left me stranded in the most inconvenient of times. And while I will miss you. I am happy we are going our separate ways. At least you had a Cd player and a radio that worked as opposed to any other automobile I've had, and you never blew your tires. Rest assured though, that if I ever do buy another car again, it will be one of your brothers or sisters in the 240 series. I'll always remember you thanks to the wonders of the digital world. For if they not existed, you would be erased from my memory forever, like everything else beyond the span of six months.

xo
~Daniel